- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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