- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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