How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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