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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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