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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

wael.. nuff said

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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