why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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