there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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