A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Your text.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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