A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Women's rights.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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