- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Call of Duty is a good game.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

PIED NINNY!

Sixty... eight

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

woman's rights

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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