- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

The WNBA

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Smeg...

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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