What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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