why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Sex

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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