Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Trump will make America great again.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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