there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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