- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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