Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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