Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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