If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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