A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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