Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your life

A sober Irish individual.

one stop shop

John lazzaro likes dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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