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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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