- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Cheese

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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