whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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okay so theres this guy.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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