What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A pope meets another one

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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