- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

i saw amango it splootered

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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