Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Women's Rights

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

George W. Bush

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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