- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A hill billy went fishing

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

nothing

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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