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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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