- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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