- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A hill billy went fishing

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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