- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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