- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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