- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

kennah campion when she talks

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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