- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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