How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Please don't shoot me

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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