- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What is your name? My name is Jeff

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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