- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

The truth is he loves her!!

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