- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

women rights

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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