Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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the lemon was sweet.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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