Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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no rasist joks

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Anti Joke

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