- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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