why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Women's rights

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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