- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Skinny people fart less.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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