Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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women rights

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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