did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Poop.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Grace Ackerson

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

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