a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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