- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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