what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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