Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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