Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Sixty... eight

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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