- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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