What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

AIDS

Seriosly. too much sex again?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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