- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

white or wheat? wheat please.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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