Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Everybody will die

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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