- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

I was watching Fox news.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

woman's rights

whats gay and american? a gay american

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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