A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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