Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Your Mom

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is green and slow Grass.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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