- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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