- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!