- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How old are you? 7

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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