One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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