- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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