- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

you give like i give lomain

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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