- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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